OMGWTFBBQ ROFLOLOLOL!!!

It all started with TTM...
I'm never sure WTH does TTM mean so I decided to check it out online for what it means...
And then, being extremely WOLS, I finally got what it means...
It simply means... To the max...

With so much of this infamous urban abbreviations going on, I decided to hunt further and I managed to learn more of such... well... stuffs...

We all know what does LOL, LMAO, ROFL mean. Right?
But do you know these?

LSHIC = Laughing so hard I cried
LSHILLAF = Laughing so hard I look like a freak
LSHISAOTW = Laughing so hard I shit all over the wall
LSHITHEAD = Laughing so hard I'm totally having extreme abdominal discomfort

Find the meaning to this yourself!
LSMMTUAFIMC
LSLMPAF
LSHTYFOYBAHTCFOYASCTLWYMCIASSAY

But, I am wondering, how does these acronyms, abbreviations related to laughter come out at the very first place?

LOL was first used in a teleconference room when a person really laughed out loud, that was when LOL was first used. So the person started using it since. However, this does not became popular until that particular person started using it in one of those big online services GEnie, with those chatrooms and all. People around the world started copying him and soon it became a online sensation, with people mutating it, resulting with other terms like ROFL, LMAO, LOLOL and so on. Soon this became more and more ridiculous as more and more people creates longer and longer, weirder and weirder abbreviations, exaggerating it. And then here we have it LSHIPABITFBIDKWTDWM, TYVM!

Amazingly, LOL was amongst the first few such words that was invented. If you realized, LOL came almost before all other similar internet lingo. Besides these LOL-stuffs, smiles was also part of the earlier trends. =) Knowing these lingos could save ample text character spaces (if you SMS, you'll know) they started appearing in text messages, emails, short messages. More and more of them sprung out. 2G2BT?

Twitter even made use of this! But IMHO, Twitter had only added fuel to this trend.

Besides Twitter, I believe even more chatrooms, might have contributed more, ROFLcopter was invented in Blizzard. Mainly as a keyword to slow down a game, in order to gain advantage when losing, and there might even be a lot more we don't know. But one thing I do know is, a lot of this were use as a emphasis. OMGWTFBBQ was one example. The "BBQ" bears no meaning. It is only used as a emphasis of the shocking-ness of the OMGWTF. The gentler version includes OMGWTFJELLYBEANS, and some said it was for vegetarians.

Another example is OMGWTFPOLARBEAR, use to emphasize the senseless context of the subject. This was originated in a recap of the earlier episodes of Lost, where a vicious polar bear was found in a jungle. It was so out of place that it was referred as OMGWTFPOLARBEAR.

Isn't it amazing how internet can change the way we wrote? Or how the way we even see things? It had even allow us to decipher even the weirdest of messages.

E'vn I cn rd dis msg. Cn u?
N so mre stuffs wr cnstntly added.
Jus chk dis out!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

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Vesak Day

Happy Vesak Day to all!

Suddenly Vesak Day seemed much more important to me. Bebe passed away on the eve of Vesak Day last year.

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Elections - One Honest Opinion

GRC system...
Time to abolish it.

People are losing potential leaders because of the fact that some poor leaders are in the group.
People are also getting poor leaders because of the fact that some good leaders are in the group.

If all GRCs were to break down into 4 or 5 SMCs, you will see a potential change. A change for the better, and you will see a more realistic opinion from Singaporeans.

No?
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599th post! Not for the weak of heart.

Don't feel like sleeping? Great, neither do I...

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A couple of months ago my friend’s cousin (a single mother) had gotten a new cellphone. After a long day of work, she placed her phone down on the counter and started watching T.V. when her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him to not call anyone or mess with text messages and he agreed to do so. At around 11:20pm when she was getting tired, she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed herself. She proceeded to his room to see that he wasn’t there. She went to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand. Browsing through her phone, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc. and headed towards the picture section. She began deleting the pictures he took when she came across the last one taken by someone else above him. It shows the left half of what seems to be an elderly woman’s face.

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This picture was taken on a mobile phone and the little girl you see crying refused to go into the group as she said the little boy was scaring her. Thinking very little of her tantrum, the little girl’s mom (who took the picture) later discovered what the little girl was crying about. Look closely at about knee level, between the 2nd and 3rd girl in from the left. That, I suspect, is the reason the little girl was crying.

See it?

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I’ve been lying down for hours now. It’s 5:35 A.M. and there’s not much I can do. You know what the worst part about my situation is? I’m in the same room with my parents. They keeps looking at me, and I can’t help but look back and try not to cry or scream. Their eyes are focused on me and their mouths are wide open. There’s the strong scent of blood and I feel so paralyzed with fear.

Here’s the thing. The second I make any hint that I’m not asleep anymore, I’m completely fucked. I will die and there’s nobody around to save me. I’ve been trying to think of a way out but the only idea I have is to rush for the door and run outside the front door and scream for help, hoping any neighbors hear me. It’s risky, but if I stay here, I’ll surely die. He’s waiting for me to wake up and see his masterpiece.

You’re probably wondering what’s going on. I do get ahead of myself sometimes.

About three hours ago, I heard screaming from the other side of the house. I got up and went to check on the noise before realizing I had to use the restroom. Instead of doing the smart thing and investigating, I used the bathroom first. I could’ve gotten myself killed right then from my stupid actions. But I actually did my business and took a peek outside the bathroom. There was blood on the carpet. I got very worried and ran back to my room, hiding under my sheets like the pussy I was. I tried to convince myself to go back to sleep, that it was just some really vivid dream or something.

But I heard my bedroom door open. Like the terrified child I was, I peeked from under my blankets to see what was going on. I could see something dragging my dead parents into the room. It was not human, I can tell you that. It was hairless, with no eyes and no clothing. It walked like a caveman, with it’s back slouched as it dragged my parents. But this thing was much smarter than any caveman. It was aware of what it was doing.

It propped my dad up on the edge of the bed, and made him face me. It then sat my mother down in the chair and positioned her towards me as well. it then started rubbing it’s hands upon the walls, staining them with blood and then drew a circle with the devil’s pentagram in it. This thing had made what it would probably call a masterpiece. To finish it off, it scribbled a message onto the wall that I could not read in the darkness.

It then positioned itself under my bed, waiting to strike.

The scariest thing is now, my eyes have adjusted to the darkness since then and I can read the message on the wall. I don’t want to look at it, because it’s terrifying to think about. But I feel I need to see it, before I’m killed.

I peek at the creature’s masterpiece.
”I know you’re awake.”

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598th post!

http://www.mondovista.com/

Recently, or rather, a few months ago, my colleague showed me this site...

This website talks about the weird phenomenons in the world, the theories, conspiracy and all the stories, analyses, that might make people ponder over what they said. It kind of make us look at the world in almost a different perspective...

There is a couple of articles that caught my attention, particularly the Time Wave Theory, or those related to 2012 - Doomsday Starting; Doomsday 2012, and the articles related to 911 - Pipeline to 911; Mossad Link; 911 Aftershock; Israeli Vans.

Do you think the world is really coming to an end?
Do you believe 911 is a inside job?

This website is worth a read, I would say, unless you are easily disturbed by these articles.

***The bluish-greenish words are actual links to the articles...***
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