Does this title look familiar?? yup.. its taken from the teenage magazine... its quite sometime since my sis bot this mag.. so i wonder if this section still available or not... anyway.. its a section of talk about funny incidents that happens on people... Well.. i got this "ling gan" after reading evelyn's blog the cute entry on the bus.. hurhur... maybe i can say some of mine??
yup.. lemme start off with this on the bus... there was this bus... it was driving into jurong interchange... there was 2 humps... that was pretty close to each other... the single-decked bus i took.. thankfully, wasnt very crowded... run over the first hump at such great force and speed that everyone in the bus was like bounce-off their seats... but thats not all... the bus brake hard the moment after the rear wheels ram on to the 1st hump. all right.. a hard brake.. i guess u can roughly picture it hor? people bouncing forward? and over the 2nd hump it goes.. *bump* Thankfully its a 4 wheeler... i mean 2 visible wheels at the front and 2 at the back... i wonder wad if its a air-coned doubled decked bus... 6 wheels... which means.. bounce 6 times? 2 times for 2 times at the front wheel and 4 times at 2 each for the rear wheels? omg~~ thats will be chaotic.. my mum lol really loudly after that.. saying the bus duno how to drive one...
Anyway.. SBS or now known SBS transit... always have jerky buses...
there was once when i was walking home after school... from my secondary school... it started raining really heavily and i was almost drenched in the rain.. well... i WAS drenched.. all because of a stoopid taxi that drives the car so fast over a puddle of water and splashign water all over me!!! to make matters worse, the water was not muddy... either was it very clean.. IT WAS OILY!!! omg~~ i got full of grey stains on my white-going-to-become-transparent school uniform after that... i moment i reach home i when to bath and got a hard time removing the stubborn stains...
to think back.. i should have taken the bus home!!!! the school and home was about 3 bus stops away... anyway.. i stopped walking home after that... until i know one of my closest secondary school friend... due to the fact she also walks home almost everyday, i begin to walk home again... AND KNOW WHAT??? THE LAST SCHOOL DAY FOR HER IN YEAR 2004 WAS AGAIN A REALLY RAINY ONE AND IM ONCE AGAIN... DRENCHED IN THE RAIN!!! omg~~ lucky no car splashes this time.. =XX
next.. the first job that i get.. i mean those with pays.. was the work in my uncle de shop... den one FINE day there was this maid.. with a small boy.... came into e shop... and u guess wad happens? he actually urinated at the door inside the shop... not knowing something... i call the cleaner to clean up the mess... den i started to smell something really smelly... poo... OMG!! the small boy actually pangsai in the minimart!!!!!!! faint arhx!!! den i really bo bian have to close the shop for a few hours for cleaners to clean up the mess and to let the smell go off in that smaller than a living room air conditioned mart...
lastly.. in Genki sushi... it happened after closing.. so there wasnt any customers around when that happened... i was holding a tray of plates into the kitchen when i bump onto the opened transparent fridge door and fall down.. causing the plates to drop all over the kitchen... and making such a loud noise that the assistant manager... ran into help... i got a blue black on my hand after that... sobs~! AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME!!!!!!! hurhurhur~~~~~
thats about all.... next time den i add more facets bah.. out!!
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