Is it ever possible to thing about nothing?
If something goes without saying, why do people still say it?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect, am I perfect?
If a person said "I'm not here right now". Where is he then?
Can you really answer "no" to the question, "Can I ask you a question?"
A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear; "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word Tampax for thumbtacks. In a business like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom; "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
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