Ouch

OUCH!! my butt is sometime is very painful nerx... =X my butt pock something out a few WEEKS ago until now... sometimes no pain no itch sometimes itch no pain sometimes no itch but pain... I just u all noe wad pock out liao rite???

i wonder why am i not shy to say this out to the whole world~ =XX dun worry.. its not cancer not tumour.. hehehe... its haeorroids.. or is it haeroroids? or haeeroaeids? duno how to spell lahx... but in mandarin is "zi chuang" or is it "zi cang" or is it "zi zhang"??? duno how to read lahx... but in simple words is swollen vein...

My dad say until very jialat liddat... ya.. its vein... my dad say will bleed den if serious can make ppl unconsicous... i was like.. huh??? faint? might as well send me to hospital!!

omg~ anyway... its vein my dear... not arteries... if arteries i really bwg liao lahx.. cos if arteries broke blood will just splut out... the nearer to the heart the further the blood will splut out and the worse it will get.... den ya... maybe will even die from over bleeding.. and den vein is the 2nd most blood concentrated de... but very low pressure oni.. so will oni bleed... but alot of bleed lor... follow by capillaries lahx... okok le larx... fancy me toking so much of biology~~ =XX

now to the question time.. hehe~~ i removed the question number... i included a few to stump u... hehe~~ u might have read.. or heard some... just try.. =DD they are partial logic questions

- You are driving a bus to Ohio. At the first stop you pick up 17 people, at the next stop you pick up 6 people and 7 get off. At the 3rd stop you pick up 12 people and 4 get off. At the next stop 8 people get on which is den followed by other drivers. What is the bus driver's name?

(Whats ur name???)

- An electric train is travelling at 90 kilometers per hour due south. A wind from the north is blowing at 95 kilometers per hour. Which way will the smoke go?

(electric train dun produce smoke)

- The street-lights are off and a person dressed in black is walking across the street. A drunk driver with the headlights off and with no moonlight manages to see the person and swerve to miss. How is this so?

(its daytime)

- Mr and Mrs Netscape have five girls that each of them have a brother. How many members are there in the family?

(8. the gals have the same brother!!!)

- Where did santa claus come from?

(Coca cola cans. Surprised? santa was invented by Harold Sundblom in 1931. The person who wanted to print this cracter on a cola can)

- What or whom usually wear dog tags?

(Not dogs... its human!! dogs dun waer dog tags. they wear registration tags.. oso known as the license tag...)

- What is the diameter of a boxing ring?

(Boxing square is squared shape... not circular so theres no diameter)

- There is a hole in the ground measuring 1 metre deep by 1 and a half meters wide by 1 and three-quarter meters long by cosine square of 1.To the nearest cubic centimeter, how much dirt is in the hole?

(none!! there is no dirt.. if not i wun be called a hole)

- On a farm there are three paddocks. In one paddock there are seven stacks of hay, in the second paddock there are 8 stacks of hay. There is no hay in the third paddock. The farmer then combines all of the haystacks from the first and second paddocks into the third paddock.
How many haystacks will the farmer now have?

(one... all of them was combined)

- A scientist lives in a igloo from which he walks one kilometer directly south. He then hikes exactly one kilometer directly east. He then sees a bear and in terrible fright runs for one kilometer directly north back to a igloo. What colour was the bear? How far is he from the igloo now?

(The bear was white! cos the only place the scientist would have been is the north pole... and he was exactly one kilometres from the igloo he came from. cos he did not run back west to the igloo he initially was in)

ok.. OUT!!!!

Tak-tak-taktatatak~

Have ur ever experience marble bouncing noise during midnights when u r young? from young till now.. I still couldnt figure out what is the main reason behind it. As u all noe.. i everytime sleep after 3 or 4am and sometimes... but VERY very VERY very rarely, i can hear marbles bouncing noise coming from the ceiling (Its more frequent when im young)... its not very loud dou... in fact is very very soft. all right.. i said ceiling. BUT I STAY AT THE TOP STOREY!!!!!!! so any explainations to that?

The below are some of the possible reasons... (Some gotten from VJC Forum)
1) Concrete building contraction
2) Someone playing marbles? (At midnight??)
3) Shifting furniture (At midnight???)
5) Wind blowing n causing stress on the metal structures in the building? (Chim)
6) The old saying that they put children's skulls in the foundation to prevent the building or bridge from collapsing (OMG!!!!! Thats supernaturals)
7) Something in the storeroom broke?
8) UFO landing on this apartment? (SIAO!!!!)
9) Xiao Gui playing at the rooftop! (SHOCKS!!)
10) Someone at the rooftop. (To?? Commit suicide ar? uh oh~)

Actually im not sure if its marbles... its like "tak tak tak tatata tak~~~" maybe next time we can do an experiment to see if its marbles. Get someone upstairs to drop a marble on the floor. Its if that sound that it is. If not its not. I wonder... what if the apartment above is empty? EEKSS!! maybe shld bring along a talisman or wad wad wad liao.. =X One more thing.. Isnt it interesting that the sound never came from below. Its always from the top! Weird huh~

Actually there i oso got another more weird explanations from the net... And that its the construction workers putting marbles in concrete when they are building. such that if there are any spirits, play will play with the marbles instead of playing with ur... does anyone know anything about those type of contractors? PCK arhx?

AIYAH!!! CALL HDB ASK LAHX... Fancy me asking so much questions..

BTW.. ans to the question: Zhang Hui Mei cos she got a song titled: Wo yao kuai ler.. I know its lame.. >_<

Question 3: You are at a crossroad. One way go to hell, the other to heaven. u wanna go heaven but you dunno which way. there's one guy there who will either tell the truth, or lie. you can only ask one question. so how are you going ask a question such that you will know which road to take to go heaven? (Gotten from VJC Forums)

For a change... im going to post the answers now from now on...

Answer: Would you say yes if i ask you whether the left road leads to heaven? Still dun get it? the below is the explanation...

Suppose the left road leads to heaven. The one who tells the truth will tell u answer. but the liar should say no. But then he can't say no because then he'll be telling the truth about the part on 'would you say yes'. So he says yes. But then he'll be telling the truth about the path that leads to heaven. So he says no. But then....and on and on and on. So the answer according to logic is: the liar cannot answer! He who hesitates is the liar. Interesting and pretty cool huh..

Hmm... Due to plagarism policy... im going to state where i got all these bizzare things from... http://www.vjc.moe.edu.sg/forum/default.asp?CAT_ID=2

Hmm... okie.. so much for now... Out!!

Ice cream

Hmm~~ My mum bot some ice creams today~~!!!! One word: RARE~~ She almost never buy them~~ So im oways very happy if she bot ice creams~ Whoa..

lalala~~ so its as usual day... play tradewinds legends... den my mum came back... she tell me she got buy ice creams.. den after dinner i immediately chiong to the freezer to take out my magnum ice cream and eat.. haha!!!

How nice it is~~!! hehe!!!

By the way.. how would it be if from now onwards i end my entries (Well... maybe not all, but most of them?) with a "qian bian wen da ti"? hao mahx?

Question 1: Which of the following chinese singers is the most brave?
a) Rene Liu
b) Jacky Chan
c) Cyndi Wang

Answers will be posted in my next entry!!! =.='''' No.. Now... Just wanna change the question... anyway.. the answer to the above question is Rene Liu.. cos she got a song called Pu Ba Si (Not afraid to die) >_<''' LAME!!!!

Question 2: Which of the following singers is the most unhappy?
a) Zhang Hui Mei
b) Yang Cheng Lin
c) Lin Jun Jie

Hint: Read the first question!!!!

OUT!

Exam Results~ (After editing it for the 3rd time)

Whoah.. Today i woke up way earlier than usual.. Usually after 1pm... but den today i managed to shoot up even before 8am!!! Ai yah... My mind is doing the problems~ Den later i go lie on bed, brush teeth.. all this den i see the clock.. 8.20am... I go online and den suddenly duno for wad reason lahx.. Diok Diao in internet... Dare not click on the npal link... den i sms eugene to help me see if i pass... when i sae i pass i very very happy and i chiong inside npal and this are my results (I had included my results during last semester):

Analogue Electronics (AEL): B+
Grade Point: 5
Last Semester's result (ELTECH): B

Engineering Mathematics (EG2): C+
Grade Point: 5
Last Semester's result: B

Electronic Practical Skills (EPS2): B+
Grade Point: 2
Last Semester's result (EPS1): C+

Internetworking (IN2): B
Grade Point: 5
Last semester's result: B

Object Oriented Programming (OOP1): AD
Grade Point: 4
Last semester's result (OS): C

Creativity Applied Thinking Skills: C+
Grade Point: 2

Sports and Wellness (SW): PX
Grade Point:2

Results: Passed
Grade Point Obtained: 25
Grade Point Average: 3.1739

You must be thinking i very very happy with my results rite? WRONG!!! I did not even hit a 3.4... which is my target... Yup.. im extremely happy with some of the subjects lahx... like OOP1 and AEL... but Im extremely disappointed with my EPS2!!!! Only a B+??? WTH WTF!!! And oso not as happy with my IN2... Last semester i oso got myself a B for IN1... This shows that i had deprove ler!! Cos a person shld improve. If not improve den its deprove!!!

So.. I cleared all... All is well and fine now~

Before i go... I need to thank Huining for teaching and helping me soooo much on my Deviratives and Integration!!! As well as Eugene for helping me soooo much in OOP as well as IN2 practice before the practical as well as CATS!!! Not forgetting Kum Hong for the IN2 as well... Thanks buddies!! =DDD (Actually there is alot more people than listed... Thanks everyone!!!)

***Fancy me making this entry sounds like the star awards like that... LOLXX!!!

***Original post was posted on 24 March 2006 8.50am...

OUT!!

I sux...

Haix... I sux~!!!!

wonder why am i sooo pessimistic all of a sudden??? I realized i had totally no talents~ haix... Ever since that SOMEONE said THAT line~~

Music: Both Singing and Instrument
Lets start with instrument... there almost no instrument i can play well... i could not play well in piano, could not play well in ALL instrument except one: recorder. Even with a recorder, i could oni play those very simple songs like cuckoo and some other simple primary school children song not more than 7 types of notes... As for singing... i do not have a good voice for singing. in other words, my voice totally not are suitable. I seriously hate my voice to the damn core~

Arts: Drawing and Crafts
Drawing... Well.. i took art in my secondary school days and gotten myself a B3. I could get an A ***According to Mr Heng and Mrs De Souza (My art teachers)*** its all because of my drawing skills that are not good... Haix... I fail myself in drawings. so drawings are definitely out!!! now comes to craft. its actually ok... but den... craft for? so craft is still out!!!

Sports: Dance Sports, Sports and Fitness
Pretty obvious... Im not fit, so fitness is out~! As for sports, wad sports can i do well in? Cycling ar? SHIT MANXX!! cycling for? fight for olympics arhx? Swimming? nahh.... i could not swim for long distances much. haix... As for all ball-related sports including badminton and pool... i hate balls... needless to say, those are out!! So wad else can i do? dance? out!!! So sports are out as well!!!

So do i have any hidden talents? BAHXXX!!!!!!

This post is the 4th post dated 23 March... Another chain entry...

By the way.. results are coming out tomorrow 9am... All the best for me!!!

WALAU!!!! I just a useless and un-talented nerd~ I KNOW I WILL FAIL SOMETHING

OUT!!!!

NEXT BLOG

Have u ever click on the “next blog” button b4? I bet most of you did… but did u ever click it for blog browsing? I did… in fact I always do that… and because of that I often found inspiring entries from other people. Not only that I also realized there is an interesting pattern in their blog from different countries, I actually found out there are actually a lot more shocking than what u think.

Dose frm S’pore… @ 1 glance euu noe oready.. S’pore blogs r beri e outstandin de!!! N.. special.. in a beri e weird way wan… Almos all bloggies in S’pore duu nt use e given blogskin 1 de leh n e blog entrys r often bombarded wit mani diff lang lik Chin (In char form / hanyu pinyin), Eng (Singlish / proper 1), Malay (Most pbb wrong 1), n Indian (I dun undrstd Tamil bt sum wd start wif “ee”), sometym wif a touch of foreign lang n symbols de lor. n dere r oso tyms where dere r videos, picts, n even mini games lehx!!! 1s u saw the words lik “euu” or “miee” u definiteli knew immed it frm S’pore.. oh ya.. S’pore blog haf oso a lot of engish grammer mistak oso Vocab err oso spellin mistak oso haf mani wan… Nt 4get e punct hor. Plus lotsa linnkies ner!!! N e mani beri late post @ 3 4am wan.

***Isn't the paragraph above a typical Singaporean paragraph???***

Blogs from the so called English countries like the USA, Australia, and Canada… their blogskins are usually the given ones in blogger… they do not have many photos of their friends either… mostly are their families... Especially children… And some of them talks about S-uper E-lephants on X-ray… weird… And more than 90 percent of them do not have a tag box… And yet they are the majority. Just click on the button. In every 10 clicks, more than half of it will link you to one~

Den blogs from Thailand is also pretty interesting. They have their own patterns and some blogs have very nice blogskins... or maybe background. They are very similar to Singaporeans’ blog… But once u takes a look at the tag box, you’ll know it’s from Thai since it the words can be easily recognized as Thai. Another very obvious different is the use of languages and as well as the entries. Hmm… most inspiring entries are gotten from Thailand blogs… taking the frogs climbing a tower story as an example.

Den there are the blogs from… the so called “Middle eastern countries” like... Iraq? I use to saw a few from Iraq... which to me is pretty interesting!!! Iraqi’s blog… Is definitely in their own language… but they sometimes... surprisingly, have their own unique blogskins. Whoa… I find it VERY interesting since I dun think most Iraqi families have even a computer at home!!! Hmm… den there are also some from… Afghanistan!!!! What a surprise to me…

Next group me going to say are those from particularly China and Taiwan. The one word to describe everything about their blogs: CHIM… I dun understand their Chinese!!!! It’s simply too hard to understand… One more thing… The timings of their postings are usually pretty early before bedtime.

Lastly the last type is those from out neighboring countries like Malaysia and Indonesia. Similar to the English countries… Few pictures, no tag box… But den the difference is the language used. It’s definitely either English, or Malay, or Tamil.

Try it… try some blog exploring and you might realize the similar things I stated. Or maybe u might even find out more!!

**Actual time for this posting: 5.23am 23/03/05 (Another chain to the previous blog)

OUT!!!

Siblings

Doing kinda chain blogging now... Having 3 post in less than a day... i just got into Phoebe's blog and i after reading it, i feel weird... maybe thats because i do have a sister... That entry somehow makes me change the point of some views... I do sometimes, do wish for a life of no siblings..

I have a sister. As stated in her blog.. we often quarrel over weird matters like 2 big bags of chips.. (Its not we are fighting for a packet. Its usually that she could not finish and i HAVE to help her finish, thus i have to finish up 1 1/2 packets), or fight over computer when both of us wanted to use.. even when we have 2 computers (1 laptop, and 1 desktop comp) and sometimes even sleeping time!!!

After reading Phoebe's (Can i continue with Peiting?) blog, it somehow makes me change my point of view that me and my sis quarrelling are very stupid. She states that to her, its actually very nice, its like a family busting with joy or wad wad wad derx... to think back, if i hadnt have my sis, maybe i would have the same point of view like her... EMPTY.

Do have a look at Peiting's blog... Especially if u r those people who envy those that have no siblings. The link can be found in the sidebar... or here!!

http://meetprincessphoebe.blogspot.com/

by the way... scroll down her blog and do have a look at the movie clip. Its from the popular comic: NANA... After finishing the first disc (The first 3 videos), you might be the same as me n her.. hook onto it liaox... Do tune the volume up as its pretty soft... You can oso try to click on the video, such that it will link ya to the page where she found those videos. Its pretty nice and interesting... By the way, the webbie have another 6 clips (Disc 2) The total time will be about 2 hours plus (Include loading time) if u really want to watch it till the very end... Its a movie after all...

So.. so much for now~~ OUT!!

A little continuation~~

Maybe i shall say that this blog is a small continuation towards the previous blog~

So at the end of the previous entry i stated i may go out to cycle to meet sadocean? Yup.. i did set off to meet him... and keith.. i passed something to keith lahx.. den later i cycle.. as usual... via tiong... via zouk... via waterfront... via liang court... via riverside point... via clarke quay... via Victorial Concert Hall... den reach Esplanade..

When i reach le he was still on his way so i cycle a bit further and realized the waves are really strong today... and i recorded the sound.. den i cycle back and forth esplanade... bot a bottle of drink... den back n forth again... den he reach le lor...

hehe... since he wanted to go to millenia walk, i accompany him to there lor.. he use my bike... den we go on... we at first is cycle to somewhere de... den wrong ma... den we take other route... we got thru explanade, crossed the road and up we go to the marina square.. into the shopping centre... Air con very strong oso... den we went out marina square, out, den take escalator into millenia walk...

We chatted all the way lor.. and we continue... after that, we got back to marina square and den cross the road to esplanade before i cycle home and he take train if i not wrong... den i cycle home lor.. to catch the my show~~ hehe~~

all rite... we din really stay out for very long lahx... so we oso din tok and do much so theres not much to say...

hmmmm~~ to all readers... no need to think soo much about the bike lahx... hor? ok?? hahaha!!! late ler... going to end liaozx.. To sadocean: i liddat put can hor?? LOLXXX!!!! Out~!!!

WHAT???

HMPH!!! My tang ge cannot recognise me!!! make me yiu xiang ku yiu xiang xiao~!

Today i go cycling as usual lahx... but den the weather not very nice.. so i din cycle far.. den when i want to go home that time i saw my tang ge (Cousin) I called out to him... den ya.. he did look at me and said a "HELLO!!!" lor.. Naturally i will hello back rite?? den he continue... "Ay? Mr XXXX arhx? im now at XXXXXXX carpark..." wadever... den he walk off away.. din smile at me din say anything as if he dunno me liddat... WALAU!!!! HE WAS SAYING HELLO TO THE PERSON AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PHONE LAHX!!! HMPH!!! =.='''

Den later he walk to blk 141.. took the lift to 10th floor... (Thats where one of my uncle and auntie lives) I was like... ZzzzZZzzZzZZZzzZZzZZz LOR~~!!! Totally diaox~ duno wad to say... =.='''

den not longer he take the lift down... i followed him to where his car parks... den he meet up a malay guy that totally looks like Fandi Ahmad... U know the soccer player? den tok tok tok... i keep cycling back and forth very slowly in trying to catch his attention... he after awhile he still like duno me like that... WHAT!!! haizyo~~ den i cycle home liaox... =.='''

WAHAHAHAHA!!! MY COUSIN COULD NOT RECOGNISE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Den i think lahx.. sikali its not him... sikali its just another guy that looks totally like him with same voice same looks same height same everything... (A Clone? PENGX!!) Anyway, oso cannot blame lorhx.. cos i seldom see him unless on special occassions like my grandmama's birthday or papa day or mama day or days like that... Haix.. Nuttin to sae~~ =.='''

Toking abt cycling today ar... I very oso very pengx err... cos usually everytime i go cycle i bring my HP earpiece wif me... but den oways no ppl call me ma... den so today i din bring lahx... and hu noes... i received a very large number of calls from different people... thus i have to keep cycling using only one hand or finding a suitable place to stop to tok. =.='''

Oh ya.. i oso saw another person i know... he oso saw me... AND HE OSO CANNOT RECOGNISE ME!!! Thats my primary school favourite teacher.. Mr Vaithes... He was in charge of soccer... hmmhmm~~ Well... am i really that cannot-be-recognised??? =.="""""""""""""""

lalala~~ maybe i tonite will cycle again... to Esplanade? to meet... sadocean? HAHA!! ok lahx.. stop here lerx... OUT~~!!

SLAP ME!!!

Can someone just simply give me a tight slap NOW??? OUT!!!

Rotting at home...

Rotting body with worms~~ thats wad i m now~~ I SERIOUSLY NEED A JOB NOW!!!! I prefer a job with pay that i can earn at least a hundred per month with slacking lobang~~ =p

meanwhile at the moment u can see a sorts of worms in my house ranging from the normal earthworms to maggots to tubifex worms to caterpillars to roundworms to everything~ Haix.. dun worry... im just toking craps!

But really lor!!! Everyday rot at home, slack at home, with no money nothing to do nothing to spend! Either watch teevee, go exercise.... or sleep.. or computer... almost nuttin else~~!

Here is a list of songs that i had been listening to lately...
1) Backstreet Boys - Shape of my Heart
2) Ayumi Hamasaki - Seasons (Still crazy over this song even after a few years)
3) Ayumi Hamasaki - A Song for XX
4) K - Over... (Still crazy over this song after so many months)
5) Evanescence - Bring Me to Life (Evanescence????)
6) Ai Otsuka - Sakuranbo (Still looking for a better quality version)
7) Ai Otsuka - Amaenbo (Still looking for a better quality version)

Im currently looking for BoA latest album~~ Is there anywhere with a good bargain? hehe!!! And the following is a list of shows i had been watching and catching lately...

1) Campus Superstar (Jiayou... Teresa and Adriano)
2) Star Idol (Its over~ Congrats to Bryan!!!)
3) Xing Shan Shan (Nice Show!!!)
4) Wo Cai Wo Cai Wo Cai Cai Cai (Very Funny!!!)
5) Zhou Ri Ba Dian Dang (Very Funny!!!)

I guess i will be catching 2 new shows soon... they are "Super Band" and "Do You Think You Can Dance?" Surprised that i did not catch the American Idol despite i had been super crazy over it during its 2nd season? (Is it the 2nd? The Season with Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard) I find it very boring now... =X

Enuff of these craps~ OUT!

Another sleepless night!!!

Haix… Not another sleepless night~~!!! Grrr…. I could not connect to the damned intenet.. so I type this post in Microsoft word.. den online copy and paste to blogger… I COULDN’T SLEEP!!!!!!!!!! Ugghhh~~!!! U noe wad is the time of this post.. I mean when im typing here in Microsoft word?? 5.21am… in another less than 10 minutes my mum will be awake to get ready for work…

See!!! People asleep wake up liao I still haven sleep!!! Now I heard my mummy’s alarm clock ringing~~~ Suan lerx~! I think I shall just listening to my MP3 till I asleep!!! BAHHH!!! Hmph~~ den in about 3 ½ hours time my sis will be awake… den my dad… who will definitely we awaken by the noise~ den if I still couldn’t sleep den.. den… den.. DUN SLEEP LORX~~! Grrr~~~ 5.24am am lerx… I oni took about a few minutes to type this~~ Kuai bahx!!! HAHAHA!!!

OK LAHX~~! SHUI BU ZAO YE DEI SHUI!!! SHUI DE ZAO YE SHI SHUI… SHUO YI YI DING HUI SHUI!!! KEN DING HUI SHUI!!!! ***AS IF MANXXX!!!! Its like like “SweetHeart In Thailand” manx~ Me go listen my mp3 liaoxxx~~ oops!! Mommy’s sneezing!!!! OUT!!!

Witness... A almost murder or suicide!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Just now... less than a hour ago, i witness something... A fight... and... and... and...... AIYAH~~ just read on!!

I was in living room reading newspaper... den u noe lahx, before bed i will go and bath rite? i go take clothes and walk to the kitchen and i saw my daddy at the window... Its actually pretty common for my dad to be there one... so i din suspect anything until i ask him what happened lor... den he say there is a fight...

Yeah there is indeed... the same house a few weeks ago where i heard some quarrelling... but this time its really gone case... i can see there is chairs and clothes everywhere around in theie kitchen... den i hear more and more throwing of stuffs... they really made such a loud noise that many ppl was at their window looking out.

Den something shocked me... I really shocked me... and i was... shocked... i duno how to say lahx... the indian man climb out of his window and is now standing OUTSIDE the kitchen window.... den my dad call me to call the police... and i did.. i dial 999... told the police the man is at the window... he police take down my name and addy and thats all... =X

that man den continues yelling and shouting... and began to throw everything 7 stories downstairs.. a bamboo... some clothes... some newspaper... and some other big and small stuffs... den the man stop and climb back in 1/2 way... sitting on the window... hitting the window and everything... den when he climb back in... the noise stopped... stop completely....

after 5 minutes or what what lahx... the police came... THE POLICE WALKED... summaw i can oni see 3 or 4 police nia lor... omg~~ they still walked manx... den duno for wad reason lahx... all the police started to run towards my blk... and to my BIG.. and i really mean BIG... horror.. they started taking out the GUNS... OMG~~ aim at somewhere near my blk lahx... and is running there... and at the same time.. i oso duno since when is there so many police lahx... there are at least 15 to 20 policemen leh... all running towards my blk...

policeman's shouting can also be heard lor... all taking out their guns... omgomgomg~~~ den my papa chiong downstairs... =.= den a ambulance came... follow by 3 police cars and one fire engine... all got out of their vehicle and run towards my blk...

later pretty soon, the police caught the man and push him into one of the police car and drove away... and within 5 minutes, all policemen walk off.... Whoahx~~~

den later my dad come back home liao... he say the man was carrying a knife... aiming at a female policeman... and oso injured that policewoman... Now i see why the policemans was taking out their guns liaox... den within 5 minutes, ALL POLICE VEHICLES AND AMBULANCE AND FIRE ENGINE gone~~~ den some on foot policeman walk off... slowly... It seems like there is more and more police around wor... i count there is at least 25 around...

And den there are this group of workers who oways like to sleep under my blk lahx... was so shocked that everyone was awoken in their dreams and run away~~ =X

i was as well... shocked by everything... the whole process when i was walking to the bathroom to the time all police vehicles drove off was less than a hour lor...

This man... using my own knowledge... had committed a number of crimes...
1) Causing disturbance to others...
2) Fighting
3) Illegal possessing of weapon
4) Throwing of stuffs out of an apartment block
5) Causing hurt

I guess this man will have to spend the next few years in jail lerx...

y did i say this is almost a murder or almost a suicide? murder... as in.. the man was carrying a knife... he might have killed someone. suicide... whay, the man climbed out of window and is standing outside leh~~~ wad happenes if he fall???

Now for i just came out after bath... i look out to the same apartment, i can oni see mess and policeman inside... the policeman was havin trouble walking around in the house. I think u can guess how messy is the house huh....

Think that this is the oni case i witnessed this night??? WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just witness a ALMOST car accident along CTE!!!!!

the taxi was driving slowly along the road shoulder when i hear a sudden loud and long screeching sound of the tires rubbing against the road. 2 vehicles was den seen driving very slowly behind the taxi..... den follow by more vehicles slowing down... den later the cars drive off and the traffic become smooth again... phew~

I witness 2 things in less than a hour.... a almost suicide or murder and a almost accident~ haiz... must go paipai liao... pray pray pray~~~

haix... u duno ar... in this live what i afraid the most is people climbing out of the windows and jumping down... (Even though when i can be extremely heartless and ask my already very depressed friends to jump down when they tell me they want to) i seriously is very scared of that... and this happens......... whoah~~ i guess im going to have a sleepless night again liaox lerx... =XXX

I guess this is cause by that time when im young around 8 years old and is running a high fever... 40 degrees.... i keep feeling myself falling... falling from high places... and i woke up crying... den even when im awake, this horrible feeling just will not stop coming... My mum even lock all doors and windows in case me is really going to fly down~~ =XXX Since then, i had this phobia of seeing people going to jump down.

Thanks goodness im still not afraid of heights~ =X

Okie... i think me gonna go.... BUT before i go, lemme take a look along CTE and around the area.....

all right... nuttin much along CTE... no cars... as for the void deck and carpark and everywhere, theres no policeman but there is one police car. taking a look at the apartment, its neater lerx... and there are still one police officer there... hmm...

kaes... going off... dun be surprised if u see my name and everything in newspaper tomorrow~~ =XX Nonsense~~!! hmm... but very hard to say er... even dou there is no reporters... LOLXXX!!!! OUT!!!!!!!!

Money???

I need a job... Does anyone here have a slacking lobang with a pay of at least a hundred plus per month? hmmhmm~~~

I seriously need money now~~ haix!!

Do you agree that money is a bane of everyone's life? Fancy many people still claim they LOVE money~~~ love money... =.=''' GO MARRY MONEY LAHX!!! If there is no such thing as money, how will this world become? A simple and nice one~ agree??

I wanna say this: I HATE MONEY!!!! Even though it need it badly and alot!! So dun u dare to ask me to give u all my money~ cos i wun~ HAH!!!!!

I wanna destroy the human (he's/she's dead anyway...) that invented money!!! uggh~~~ HMPH~!!!!!

dun care lerx.... last thing i wanna say: 做人不要做得太好， 免得被人家欺负。I hope ah huan is reading this~~~ =D (I dun realy know how to translate... and anyone translate for me?? haha!!!)

Translation 1: One don't be too kind-hearted lest you wanna be bullied - THANKS GX!!!
Translation 2: Dun be a kind person or else kanna bully - THANKS SADOCEAN!!!
Translation 3:
Translation 4:

Just dun tell me the translation as: Sit human cloth medicine sit got wife good, prevent got blanket human home paint pay.

I will box u if u give me that type of super wrong direct translation!!! lolxx!!! OUT!!!!

RED RUM... A note for Red-rumers.

Another red rum case happened recently. Along Henderson. Somewhere near opposite Henderson Secondary School. That is, my secondary school. kaox.. Recently there are soooo horrendously alot of red rum case. red rumers kill kill kill... kill here kill there kill up kill down kill middle kill kill kill... VERY FUN IZZIT?!?!?! Too bo liao liao rite? haiz..

Stupid red rumers... Singapore is so small, summaw got so many "neighbours", u kill u think can run away izzit? Tell u lahx... u sure.. and i500% confirm u WILL get caught even if u run to KL or BK or BJ or even Hawaii!!! Stop killing lahx... even if u want to make urself popular oso no need to kill and get into newspaper. siao wan.. go join superstar or host or star or band lahx... better... can gain FANS summaw~ or if u dun have the talents can oso be like william hung mahx~ haix... toot siahx~

Think lahx.. if people kill u how?? or maybe kana death sentence... by that time u will be shh-shh-ing in ur pants i tell u... HMPH~

*****RED RUM = MURDER... Just invert the letters and RED RUMERS = Murderers***** OUT!!!

How did we survive our childhood?

Hmm... Im just thinking.... how we survive our childhood (Those born between 1980 to 1989) in the past? compared to the small childrens (Those born in after 1990) nowadays, our childhood is almost completely different leh...

I use to read a email that ask us to pass around to share how we survive our childhood before.. and it really makes me think back... lalala~~~

In the past:
There are hardly any air-conditioned buses around. The engines are very noisy and is very bumpy. Messy hairs inside buses was a common sight! There are also services with letters in them like CSS8 or CSS6
Now:
Almost all major services air air-conditioned. And the technologies are making the engine better and better... Letters that accompanied numbers are all those short working trips... and now u hardly see any brown coloured services. the only service left is 608

In the past:
There are very few minimarts around. Most of them are "mama-shops" man by some indian mans...
Now:
There are alot of great minimarts. One examples is I-Econ... And can i add in 7-11? there are over hundreds outlets islandwide now.

In the past:
Nitendo games dominate the world. People can be seen playing those cute games like supermario and some others.
Now:
Exclude computers lahx, X-boxes are the one dominating now... with good-graphic games like Halo...

In the past:
Only some rich families own a computer... Windows 3.1 summaw!!! only for gaming purposes.
Now:
Almost all families own at lest one computer now... and its now Windows XP advanced... whoah~~ and the highly multi-purpose usuage of microsoft word, powerpoint, and macromedia fireworks and flash. and there are this internet world where people can meet up for almost everything

In the past:
The best outdoor games are soccer and hop skotch! Children can be seen playing them almost everywhere
Now:
Outdoor games? Not for me~~ Except for some lahx... cos most of the children are indoors playing computer games!!!

In the past:
Main communicating language is chinese.
Now:
Some primary school childrens can speak better english den wad we are now!!!

In the past:
TV shows end very early (Around 11pm) and after that, what u see is just either the blank screen, or a highly coloured... round... "face... (???)" with a clock de screen... Or maybe just a rainbowed colored bars with a sharp long pitched sound.....
Now:
TV shows are 24 hours on... and there are way way way lots of good and nice shows...

In the past:
Handphones are very big and bulky (Da ge da) with all 12 dials very obvious.
Now:
Handphones comes in different brands and styles and patterns woth different functions or video recording and MP3 player.

In the past:
Radio was the main entertainment, or maybe later, CD player
Now:
MP3 was the main entertainment

In the past:
Construction sites are rare... hmm... in my opinion...
Now:
Construction sites are EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

In the past:
Vehicles lisense plate number starts with E. (Eg: EE1234D) and are very small... yet big crowds of people like to squeese themselves into one small vechicle... Those plate that starts with SC are considered very new... (Eg: SCA3422D)
Now:
Vehicles are of high tech and spacious and plate starting with SG... (Eg: SGC122D) yet, crowds squeesing into a vehicles was pretty much a rare sight!

In the past:
Each house in a apartment block have their very own rubbish chute... and there are people who will come can collect the rubbish every dawn...
Now:
All apartments blocks have only one centralized rubbish chute. There are no people to collect them... Only garbage cars will come every so often...

In the past:
Every single vehicle like to chiong along jurong town hall road to play the sudden downslope there...
Now:
Most vehicles drives slowly.... if not traffic police come...

In the past:
The ground of playgrounds are made up of sand... and many small children would have dig out droppings from cats and dogs... and swings was the main plaything in a playground... See-saws was made up of wood...
Now:
The ground of playgrounds was made up of rubber ground... and the main plaything was... NONE!!! cos childrens nowadays oni play AROUND playgrounds and not IN playgrounds... And now, you can hardly find any swing, neither are the see-saws..

In the past:
Many children had invented many weird games like running around in circles and everything.
Now:
Catching with bases and twists... nuttin else~~ maybe i can add 3 blind mice...

In the past:
Lightings were either fluroscent white light or just simply orange light bulbs.
Now:
Spotlights... Rainbow lights... Neon lights... Cold lights... and the list goes on....

In the past:
Walls of a house was definitely painted white... and none others... there are even some that turns yellow!!
Now:
Yellow paint, blur paint, black paint, and even drawings and wallpaper!

In the past:
Crickets, terrapins, worms, mouse and some other creepy crawies are the main pets
Now:
Dogs, cats, hamsters, fishes and some other cute are the main pets.

In the past:
There is no central gas supplies... neither is there any central water heatings... everytime when the gas tank runs out, a call is made to order an additional tank. and before the person step into the house, he will yell out "GAS LAI LOHH~~!!" (Gas come already)
Now:
Although gas tanking is still pretty common, there is no such cute yellings liaox. and almost every house have at least a water heater.

Well... before i knew it, i had actually typed out SOOOOO much!!! there is some others actually... Does all these make u think back of the past? I wonder... How do we survive our childhood in the past? isnt it sweet? hmmm... so much for now..

Out!

White Tangi...

Went to White Tangi on Saturday and realize the waffles are nice.. and the drink by the name of "cookies and cream" is oso very nice... same goes to the wedges... and ice cream!!!

Realize this sudden change in my view on this cafe? well... it passed the second time i went there.. even though it failed badly on my first visit.

Lemme tell u my first time there... yup.. i like the environment... ok.. den next thing i realize is the service.... one word.. S L O W!!! but still ok... den when we take our orders.. ice mocha? no more... smoothie? no more... waffles? no more... ice blended? no more... EVERYTHING OSO NO MORE!!! ok... a big cut down to the service... den later the food is here... passed... the BITES passed... the wedges and nuggets are nice. but the IKDNSR failed horribly~~! y? ofefec.. ton pu ot nsdatrda olr.... eew~ not oni that.. A A A ED FO SI EM OT SI YM DNA ACN ELH EHT OHR TIS ELD TIS OTN NOI SOO IDD TON TON XAI LRO ORF EFW SIT OLR OKAX ECID ELXH ISTH IAHX ASYD WOND HATT ERYV LRRO OFDO FACE NAAK CYULK TWRAE LYUCK HNHEH HAHOW UNTIEA UMMASW CSILNGO RIOUSES OERUISS NNRDKIGI REROLHIB PICMLANO CTENINID ENIDNICT BTIRETLR CTESHAOM ONIONIPSG AMPDPEOIINNTST!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.! hmmmm..... wadever lahx...

Den nehh mind.. even i failed it like mad, i still went there for the 2nd time.. this time it passed well.... i tried the waffles... cookies and cream... wedges... nuggets... ALL PASSED. ok.. den service... there is no service charge.. so its ok for slightly low quality service.. ok... however, there is no ice blendies... again!!! but this time the waiter made for us himself.. den thus, we get our ice blended drinks like smoothies and my cookies and cream. service passed... needless to say for the environment... which is still as high... with the singings and dragging of customers up to sing and free games...

U can try the sandwiches... the pizzas... its not bad...

After re-rating........
Food and Beverages: 2 Stars (I think that eht ofefec si iltls ton pu ot nsdatrda)
Service: 3 Stars
Environment: 3 Stars
Pricing: 3 Stars
Overall: 3 Stars

*PS: Even if u managed to "solve" the "coded" part, PLEASE DO NOT SAY OR TYPE IT OUT HERE... I dun wanna "destroy" their reputation....

so... maybe u can go there and try? its located opposite kovan hub. OUT!!!