Ouch

OUCH!! my butt is sometime is very painful nerx... =X my butt pock something out a few WEEKS ago until now... sometimes no pain no itch sometimes itch no pain sometimes no itch but pain... I just u all noe wad pock out liao rite???

i wonder why am i not shy to say this out to the whole world~ =XX dun worry.. its not cancer not tumour.. hehehe... its haeorroids.. or is it haeroroids? or haeeroaeids? duno how to spell lahx... but in mandarin is "zi chuang" or is it "zi cang" or is it "zi zhang"??? duno how to read lahx... but in simple words is swollen vein...

My dad say until very jialat liddat... ya.. its vein... my dad say will bleed den if serious can make ppl unconsicous... i was like.. huh??? faint? might as well send me to hospital!!

omg~ anyway... its vein my dear... not arteries... if arteries i really bwg liao lahx.. cos if arteries broke blood will just splut out... the nearer to the heart the further the blood will splut out and the worse it will get.... den ya... maybe will even die from over bleeding.. and den vein is the 2nd most blood concentrated de... but very low pressure oni.. so will oni bleed... but alot of bleed lor... follow by capillaries lahx... okok le larx... fancy me toking so much of biology~~ =XX

now to the question time.. hehe~~ i removed the question number... i included a few to stump u... hehe~~ u might have read.. or heard some... just try.. =DD they are partial logic questions

- You are driving a bus to Ohio. At the first stop you pick up 17 people, at the next stop you pick up 6 people and 7 get off. At the 3rd stop you pick up 12 people and 4 get off. At the next stop 8 people get on which is den followed by other drivers. What is the bus driver's name?

(Whats ur name???)

- An electric train is travelling at 90 kilometers per hour due south. A wind from the north is blowing at 95 kilometers per hour. Which way will the smoke go?

(electric train dun produce smoke)

- The street-lights are off and a person dressed in black is walking across the street. A drunk driver with the headlights off and with no moonlight manages to see the person and swerve to miss. How is this so?

(its daytime)

- Mr and Mrs Netscape have five girls that each of them have a brother. How many members are there in the family?

(8. the gals have the same brother!!!)

- Where did santa claus come from?

(Coca cola cans. Surprised? santa was invented by Harold Sundblom in 1931. The person who wanted to print this cracter on a cola can)

- What or whom usually wear dog tags?

(Not dogs... its human!! dogs dun waer dog tags. they wear registration tags.. oso known as the license tag...)

- What is the diameter of a boxing ring?

(Boxing square is squared shape... not circular so theres no diameter)

- There is a hole in the ground measuring 1 metre deep by 1 and a half meters wide by 1 and three-quarter meters long by cosine square of 1.To the nearest cubic centimeter, how much dirt is in the hole?

(none!! there is no dirt.. if not i wun be called a hole)

- On a farm there are three paddocks. In one paddock there are seven stacks of hay, in the second paddock there are 8 stacks of hay. There is no hay in the third paddock. The farmer then combines all of the haystacks from the first and second paddocks into the third paddock.
How many haystacks will the farmer now have?

(one... all of them was combined)

- A scientist lives in a igloo from which he walks one kilometer directly south. He then hikes exactly one kilometer directly east. He then sees a bear and in terrible fright runs for one kilometer directly north back to a igloo. What colour was the bear? How far is he from the igloo now?

(The bear was white! cos the only place the scientist would have been is the north pole... and he was exactly one kilometres from the igloo he came from. cos he did not run back west to the igloo he initially was in)

ok.. OUT!!!!